have you ever seen a cane

Said, they wanna ban candy canes.. because- they're shaped like a J... as in Jesus... we-we-well listen to me you sTuPid tW*t, and I'm being a gentleman by not using... another word.. to describe you... what if we held it like this..? Would that help the situation you F*CKING idiot? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CANE?! THIS IS WHAT CANES LOOK LIKE! SO IT'S A CANDY-CANE. LIKE THIS. WE DON'T HOLD IT LIKE THIS- UNLESS IT'S A F*CKING UMBRELLA YOU F*CKING MORON..... .......................